Woman drives around town with 15 foot tree stuck in grill of her car. Gets DUI
What kind of a world do we live in when a person can't even drive around town with a tree stuck in the front of their car?! This officer was obviously profiling this woman.
I could only imagine the conversation went something like:
Cop: Ma'am, you know why I'm pulling you over?
Lady with tree stuck in car: Because I have a headlight out?
Cop: Did you know you have a tree stuck in your car?
Lady with tree stuck in car: Shoot. You caught me. How did you know?
Cop: Ma'am It's 15 feet tall.
Lady with tree stuck in car: I don't see the problem.
Cop: Get out of the car